boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
Sometimes someone says something really small and it just fits into this empty place in your heart.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
(by Tyler Forest-Hauser)
Source: Flickr / tylerforesthauser
when distant relatives try to kiss you
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
everything love♥ (source)
things to not show in school
- a pack of gum
when fans of a thing make you dislike a thing
"what do you want to do with your life?"
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